Bitches get things done so don't worry about it.

Zombie velociraptors ridden by zombie amazons with harpoons...carved from the bones of unfaithful clergy.

This whole thread is just...Beautiful...I'm weeping with laughter

My brother-in-law hugged a real tiger once...HE'S DEAD NOW YOU SICK FREAK!!!!

Can I touch them?

I can't express my love for her in words, she's that awesome.

Considering that was the dog's name, yeah good.

I Love this, that is all.

Yeah okay me too...

Hooray! Hugs for winning.

This just in: BiggBardda discovers clowns make her want to stab herself in the eyes with a shrimp fork.

Wow that's so awesome!! How lucky are you that you get to be related to such an amazing lady?

Well at least you didn't see me hanging with Beelzebub last week...oops...

Sorry I put a coffee translocation spell on your coffee maker today. What? My back hurts! Don't judge me!!

Mine are SO lazy, they won't even make me a peanut butter and toadstool sandwich any more, the little bastards.

Then she turned you back, clearly, she's a witch.

I not only understood but I agree.

Le sigh...call me!!!

It's Bizarro world.

That's all I have to say about that.