*gets down on one knee and whips out giant ass diamond ring* Mo Glo will you do me the extreme honor of being Mrs. Biggbardda?

Believe it or not, I think this is secretely directed at Elizabeth Hasselbeck, who made a huge show of defending his right to voice an opinion soley because she agrees with him. Until that point, Jezebel was mostly just shrugging their shoulders like "kids these days".

My mom took toys away temporarily when we left them on the floor, she spent good money on them and didn't want them broken, and we had to prove we were going to take good care of them before we got them back. She did occasionaly pass this information on to other parents in the form of advice and the one time I…

I adore baby Pomeranians and I don't make clothing and furniture out of human skin, so there!!!!

And I'm changing my name to Elaine just so I can hang with the cutie turtle.

If you need me I'll be burrowed in the middle there...

GOOOO PACKERSSSS!!!

May he roast in Robot Hell.

She looks so joyful!!

@Ligaya Lucero: It's amazing to me how many movies are not watchable without MST3K.

"Manos" The Hands of Fate, yes the quotes are part of the title. It's so horrible and you could really give a rats ass what happens to anybody but the little girl or her poodle.

@I'm Ron Burgundy?: Oh please the sequel was worse, two thirds of the movie was flashbacks to the first one!!!

I'm firmly convinced Erykah Badu can do everything. She's just that multitalented.

@GlamorousTomboy: Stop slouching in your chair!!!

@francofile001: Hearted!!!!

You know what I think? I should have worn that dress cause so awesome!!!!

@chocho-san: You get that sternum removed right now...OR ELSE!!!!!

@babzie: YES you win all my internets!!!

I call dibs on Emily Blunt being the new Eve Arden.

Maybe it's an early Aprl Fool's joke? Please?