@tinyheadache: I killed a man for that once, he said he was aiming for my tunnel of love and missed...but I knew he was lying. And it's not like I didn't warn him.
@tinyheadache: I killed a man for that once, he said he was aiming for my tunnel of love and missed...but I knew he was lying. And it's not like I didn't warn him.
@Miss Suka: The first time I was seduced the gentleman did so by proudly displaying a large jar filled with condoms flanked on either side by dildos of varying sizes arranged artistically. I wish I had taken a picture, you just don't see that kind of attention to detail very often.
@Thunderclees: "I'm a-whippin' out my family values!!!!"
@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: Look at it this way, if it wasn't news you wouldn't be able to make fun of him. He's providing us with invaluable laughs.
@lula_bernie: You gave me a happy with your lol, I love making people laugh.
@lula_bernie: My guess is that he kept being distracted by Good to Go's low, low prices!!!
@thedopeshow: He's a keeper!!! Lucky you, I'm so jealous.
@shananigans: I'm just grateful he was smart enough to cover his batch with his hands. That could've been one humiliating E.R. trip.
@CurtCole: Yes you are.
@titilayo: I learn so much from my fellow Jezzies, not the least of which is that I suck at personal hygeine. I vow to never misuse body wash again.
This may be an unpopular viewpoint, I think it can be a good thing. We shy away from talking about these things and we shouldn't. I'm not saying the world will instantly change when the book hits the shelves, but awareness and knowledge is power in these situations. It will be uncomfortable to read it and it should be.
@kitomycar: You do have an honest face.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: As far as I'm concerned, that's all you need!!!
@ZioZio: Wait, was it me that was assigned ruining-in-work-child-care duty?
@Ack: Ugh...that's all I'm capable of right now...women encouraging spousal abuse...ugh.
@leesie: Listen, if it's good enough for Snoopy then it's good enough for me.
@BelleBreezing: Hearted!!!
@kitomycar: Wanna buy my soul? I have some credit card bills to pay off.
@Mayor Squeakerton: We should all take a field trip, for fact finding purposes of course;).
@morninggloria: Me!!!!!