@wliaaw: I'd rather go back in time and be a part of Oscar Wilde's "tempetuous jigsaw", they seem like they'd be a lot fun.

@Sandjampanda: A 10-year-old Sulcata tortoise killed my brother-in-law with absolutely no provocation. He got two years in the petting zoo, there's just no justice.

I've always secretely believed that having coffee with her would be blast. I just wanna be friends with her is all I'm saying, lets make it happen people!!!

Well I want lavender colored shampoo and I'm gonna hold my breath til I get it SO THERE.

@thesadtomato: I've heard the leasing options are utterly amazing.

@FreudianNipSlip: That's why you get Orgasm Renter's Insurance, seriously you won't regret it.

@REALTALK: *standing ovation*

@clockwise - counter: Of course, you can't expect ho's to do it.

@scootcha: The corn has violated my virgin eyes. You dun messed up!!!

@neka78: Squeeeee must smooch puppeh nose!!!

Oh noes!!! Scary lesbians will hit on us, RUN AWAYS!!!!!!!

@Strict: Don't underestimate your vagina's potential or your ruin it's self- esteem. They don't have counseling for that you know.

Am I the only one thinking "Sarah Palin knows who Orwell is?"

@sparkelss: Could he be more shutting-upper? Please?

@AgainWithFeeling: *raises hand* I had to go to the bathroom okay, don't judge me!!!!

@bobella (ITSAPROCESS): I think we can all agree after the Bucky incident that drugs and superheroes (or sidekicks) just don't mix well.

@bobella (ITSAPROCESS): I think we can all agree after the Bucky incident that drugs and superheroes (or sidekicks) just don't mix well.

@sublimelazy: I want the shazam if your sharing...*sad face*

@sublimelazy: I want the shazam if your sharing...*sad face*

@TheAnglerfish: It actually made me nausaus. She's turned her life around and these bastards just crapped all over it. They should be ashamed, but they probably won't. I'm proud of her and think she should maybe work in some sort of outreach program.