All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

then rest his or her chest and body down on the padded longitudinal bench-like assembly

Corvette- Updated Slogan:

They invite you and your SO to the key party.

Have a star from a retired gator sailor!

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

Agreed.  That hideous thing is not a truck.

STOP COVERING JIMNY NEWS. IT’S MAKING ME MAD JEALOUS AND SAD.

That Popemobile is probably the best SEAT in the house.

Trying to wrap my head around “combustible engines” in trucks and boats. Has Ferrari been supplying truck and boat engines?

I was trying to come up with a clever French joke but I gave up.

“[Hobbs] flexed his arm out of a cast”

He’s got to leave some table scraps for Kevin Hart

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

Easiest way to tell? Everyone screaming about how they “don’t like the new one, the old one was better.” 

The Toyota/Suzuki based GM Geos were some of the best cars GM EVER had!

I call it The Banana Express but yours works too.