At the end of the day, it’s still pretty much a weirdly styled Italian little hatchback.

agreed, they did, for about 5 minutes. they aged terribly, and very fast.

Doug DeMuro better pay you royalties when he makes a video on this pickup.

Also sold as a Subaru Justy. Apparently, available in a snazzy brown color.

Obligatory:

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before!

That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife:

The joke is thinking the Catholic Church is interested in vag?

Compare this with the current Civic Si which is going to look really terribly dated in ten years.

This is the only correct answer.

Chevy SS, it has 430 hp and it flys under the radar. The police would be looking for a Malibu.

Honda Element was awesome. Especially with Kids. I miss ours. The cargo it would take relative to its size was amazing.

YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

GloryHoles by Buick™

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

you ain’t fuckin’ metal unless you got a clutch pedal

Do car components count? Can’t have a car without a motor. Also, they’re pretty badass.

Chevelle