lol Comfortably. Comfortably afford a mower.

Only in a Torch article could a lawnmower be better than a Demon.

Don’t buy anything with a bio-hazard tag.

That’s the sound of his actual soul :’(

I dare you to try driving under 80mph while listening to “Cochise.” Can’t be done.

I think my landlord would be cool with it.

And if I went 80 in VA, I’d be charged with a misdemeanor reckless driving.

I thank you for your valuable service in answering the world’s burning questions, and derailing the typical softball fluff that other reporters are likely asking these leaders of the Cars universe..

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

True...

Actually, doing an irresposible thing in a car is how I BECAME a MOM!

Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

I was going to type “But PreRunner!” but am glad to see you have covered that.

Was Jason Torchinsky attending this dinner?

God’s work.

Is it just me, or have they confused theme park with museum?

Erin is a badass auto-journo from the Motor City who just landed a sweet gig on this fine website, managing its staff of upstanding highly functional people and Jason Torchinsky.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.