“Whatever. He’s still only the second most popular athlete out of Vanderbilt, at best.”

“I think there’s nobody fucking in there” - random moviegoer who accidentally walked into the theater showing Entourage.

He’s only 34? That can’t be right.

you were so close. You didn’t even have to go with the Chris Cornell/Chris Connelly joke.

Try it again: “...but I thought he was touring?”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Con…

Not surprising, considering this team hasn’t shown up on the field all year.

Waka waka!

Don’t be a jerk.

I’ll be 42 in a month. it said I was 31 and 33. Posted the same pics 5 minutes later and it said 44 and 45.

I’m not sure you can ever deem the Baha Men as “necessary”

You do know that gif is from 2012, right?

(jokes aside, I hope she’s ok.)

“Sit the fuck down.” - A.J. Burnett

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

That's some of Sticky Fingaz's best work since Next Friday.

10/1-10/7, making bombs were bad.

even as a Steelers’ fan, to this day I have no idea how that was legal.

Did they hire Jeff Novitzky or Pitbull?
Yeah, yeah! Que no pare la fiesta. don’t stop the party!!

it’s ok. He’s comparing apes to humans.