you're right. Haven't watched a second of NFL ball this year.

"Yahoo! has changed its mind."

So you're saying they switched on AP?

the Pirates do this every month. Prior to 2009, this was one of the few nights that would sell out.

or faces.

Does anyone actually care?

He's poor? So what. It's his life.

so how long before BK ruins TimBits?

I think X can read it. The real challenge would be to read it without growling or barking.

Sign language? What are you talking about? I thought this was an American Softball League fundraiser. ASL! ASL!!

is it much better? it depends on how you define "much".

Will this year's team be a threat to the NL crown? Unless Pedro and the bullpen pick up the Tom Emanski series of VHS tapes and learn how to pitch, field, and hit and several key players return to the field without missing a step, you're right it won't be much…

I don't know if panic is the right word.

Could you imagine this kid's face if he saw some of those Pirates lineups from 1998-2010?

He's working hard. That's awesome.

He's working hard. That's awesome.

Considering? That'll show 'em!

what's next, Jeter? Are you gonna buy all the pies at the closest Burger King?

BUH GAWD PERFECT PLEX, BUH GAWD!! WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!?!

Nope, fuck that kid.

reading his wiki page, and there's not a single instance of him winning any type of championship.

even without a pilot episode, it would instantly be better than Big Bang Theory