Is it Level 30? My wife has been cursing that level for three days now.

Who's talking? I'm trying to pay attention, but all I can do is fall asleep...did you resurrect Bob Ross for this?

You say "unexpected lull." I say "welcome week off before wallet rape."

Postulate all you want, but it's clear that this villain is No-Face from Twisted Metal Black. He built his own army looking for that damn doctor...

2011 Grammy, actually. Not as long ago as you think. I looked it up just now and was amazed.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

This band needs percussion! I call djembe!

Philadelphia would have been the perfect host. Huge convention center, plenty of spaces and theaters for conferences, and more than enough hotels for attendees to stay in. Alas, they choose to stay on the West Coast...

Dream. Of. Venice. CHILLS the first time I heard it.

You've seen the game journalist doppleganger, yes?

What did you expect? That defying the kid would be a GOOD thing? How? The kid CONTROLS the Reapers, if you piss him off he's gonna unleash hell. What else would he do?

They lowered the requirements for Galactic Readiness. I saw the full ending at 3700.

I think of it as "wow, everyone hates this character, let's gve them a way to let out their frustrations, that'd be fun" that people are misconstruing as a middle finger.

People, STOP WITH THIS MADNESS.

I don't usually +1, but when I do, it needs to be for a fantastic amount of snark and wit.

Oh holy hell, you're right. Wow...I need to get more sleep.

YEAHHHH MARIO VS PAC-MAN.

The Punchinellos? Was that a veiled Super Mario RPG reference? If so, AWESOME. If not, I'm now making it one.

Damn, I wish I had run into you at E3. I'd have loved to pick your brain.

You don't have to shut anything down, just get rid of anonymous usernames. Make every commentor on YouTube log in with their Facebook page. Then they'd have to own their comments, and I'd bet that taking anonymity out of the comments section would result in a lot less bullshit.