Michigan has a law that says a person who converts something is liable to the owner for treble damages.

That must be why I still see so many of them on the road, right? Right.

Shows how much things have changed when we’re calling a 2,900 lb car “bloated.”

I had three of them: RT, ACT, and SRT-4. Nothing ever went wrong that I didn’t cause myself. And back in the day with my SRT-4 I used to head hunt C5 Vette’s, GTOs, etc. Couldn’t beat the bang for the buck factor (dyno’d 294HP/348TQ to the wheels..... and THEN I put a larger turbo on). I had a friend running high ‘10s…

Yes, I recall, what with having my SE-R’s ass kicked by them in D Stock back in the day.

After reading the headline, I was on the fence assuming this car had it’s stock engine. As soon as I saw that SRT mill- enthusiastic NP.

MSRP is rather meaningless if people are paying way less. From the way you word this it’s not an uncommon deal.

I park perpendicularly only.

It will go perfectly with my Panamera

I’d pay for the sunroof, but that’s me. Otherwise, you’re right - get a phone mount and ditch the clunky ‘infotainment’. Also don’t buy the Chrysler 200...

Wait... I shouldn’t buy this?

I’m surprised to have to point this out on jalopnik of all places, but no amount of savings is worth having to put up with the misery of the base engine in virtually every vehicle.

They all broke down in the bus lane.

Do your ears pop and the windows suck in when you floor it ?

Good enough reason in my book.

From what I can tell it really was not meant to be stopped, because at the end it goes boom. Mankind has lost its F’ing mind.

Apparently you’ve never seen the loss projections along the south side of the DMZ, it’s pretty terrible. They didn’t call 2ID “second speedbump” for nothing.

Yeah I would definitely assume the serviceabilty of virtually everything they have is suspect. But even if 25% of their guns still worked - that’s a whole lot of deadly chaos.

Nothing yet exists that can stop the instantaneous onslaught of thousands of hidden artillery pieces.

North: Three potatoes and a hundred bucks.