Congratulations, Mr. clutchshiftington, on COTD! My award to you is a Guzzi motorcycle which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she finds her helmet.

All the officer has to do at that point is adjourn the hearing to a date where the court forgets to show up.

One of my favorites when i went to traffic court in Washington was when a lady stupidly tried the officer thing, the judge asked her if she had subpoenad the officer to be there, she didn’t, when that was at a loss she then further tried to argue the radar gun was inaccurate based off a crude google search about the…

That is exactly why I asked a professional to give me the precise definition and title.

If only. This judge is married to a prosecuting attorney in King County - to say she’s pro-law enforcement would suggest that she will willingly rule against law enforcement. To the best of my knowledge, she hasn’t yet.

Please be sure to cover the “sending extra money so when you get the refund and don’t cash the difference it stays in the system” nonsense next, please. I need someone who can lay it out so I can send that to my old boss.

If you experience unintended, unoccupied Vto, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Pro tip: Store 747s and other large aircraft upside down to avoid negative effects of high winds.

not really sure what the amazement here is, you have a vehicle with large wings designed to create lift when air is passing over them at speed, high winds therefore mimic the same effect when it is flying and lift it up. I’m sure if you had a car with a down force creating rear wing in the same wind you would see the…

“She’s gone from suck to blow!”

So he’s basically the second best Vikings QB in their history?

I’m still uterly perplexed by the fact that when presented with a perfect excuse to cut an over the hill running back with the highest salary at his position in football (and who is clearly a shitty person), the Vikings decided to double down and guarentee his contract for the next two years. I was so sure the only…

Minnesota gave us Prince, who I believe is the best, most original and groundbreaking musician of the last 50 years. He was written 26,174 great songs and one turkey. The turkey?

Simpler times. Simpler times.

$20,000 more though? For that kind of money you could build an E34 that could outrun a fucking Veyron.

Respray I cannot speak to, but the transmission conversion on any E34 is a direct bolt-in. No cutting, no reprogramming. You literally unplug the transmission computer, jump a relay for the starter lockout formerly connected to the automatic gear selector, and the car starts.

And the rest of us are tired of the cut and paste comments.

Gotta agree with you here. Nothing about Alpina really does it for me. Whenever I see the performance of an Alpina vs the Original BMW it’s based on I say “You paid how much for that?!”

As a longtime E34 owner I really want to vote NP, but it isn’t. The price isn’t nice for this car.

I want to vote NP but when I can get a 2006 M5 w/the V10 and similar miles for $7k less I gotta say ,even w/the Alpina name you must be as high as that edelweiss to think this is worth $25k (am I the only one who immediately thought BoB on that reference?)