Is this about a jet?

Think of all the maintenance.

Thanks.

Magnets

Are you guys allowed to own airsoft over there?

I have to star this underappreciated comment for your user name alone.

This article is the most beautiful, well thought out piece you have ever written.

Yeah, two seconds may not seem like a lot.

Oh, fuck that!

Yeah, but the 22' long landing gear would look pretty silly.

Yeah, but without The Volleyball Scene, sales to the gay community go way down.

The chinesewould gladly dump the North in exchange for a US withdrawal from South Korea.

Are you Russians here solely to goad some drunk guy with a clearance into revealing something he shouldn’t, or is there a secondary objective?

The flashlight is the most important thing he hung on that fourteen pound rifle.

Dammit.

I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be dropping billions on their own stealth jets if they knew it was worthless.

No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

Those same laws existed in the 70s when some geek at Lockheed deciphered the ancient Soviet texts and built an attack jet that looked like a BB to radar.

I don’t.

Because the guys making the decisions in the Pentagon flew fighters.