The Cruisin' Grand Batman in Escondido. He recently added some sort of Detroit muscle to his Batmobile collection.

@MushyHeirloom: Hey while it was running it blow everything away... then promptly remember how British it is...

I was lucky being born in 1990, but I think for a rally I'd choose either a 190 E 2.5-16 Evolution II or a Sierra RS Cosworth 4x4 or maybe a Lotus Carlton. Depending on what each of the rallies was like of course!

Oh dear... I do hope they remembered to bring towels.... Oh who gives a shit... I'm so depressed...

@smalleyxb122: You still have 25% of one cylinder left! It's still good!

No soup for you America!

I didn't know Nena spoke Italian!

@skierpage: I'm combining stereotypes for one super asshole. Both the Prius and Minivan are perfectly acceptable A-B transport but they way they are driven (where I live) gives them the asshole stereotype.

Could be interesting

@OA 5599: LOL +1

I hear there is no such thing as an "Ex-Road & Track Editor." Once you work for Road & Track they own you for life!

Either a Prius or a minivan... GOD help us if they make a Prius minivan!!!

I still don't know why everyone claps afterward...

Even as a supporter of gay rights this has me laughing my ass off!

Ray, you better watch out. Your mother is gunning for your job! She should write more reviews for Jalopnik.

All those items are for pussies! I don't even see a option for power brakes! Also for pussies!

A Scirocco might be cool to car nerds but it is not for playboys. The 924 is a Porsche but a poor man's Porsche, plus the 930 was still readily available. The TR7 was awesome at the time, but a playboy cannot call his date up asking for a ride because some man named Lucas had cursed his car. The Le Car, being French,…

I can't say I blame him, frankly if I had to live in Cleveland I think I'd do the same.

787 #PlanelopnikFAIL

That's a lot of work for so little horsepower. I'll take my 3 series with a 500hp+ small block Chevy please!