This man must be stopped! Where is the A-Team when you need them?

All roads lead to WalMart #infrastructure

Typical Prius Customers #toyotaprius

@WhisperingBomb: That is why this thing is perfect! it's slow as hell! #qotd

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: What torque effect? They are Russian motors! #russia

We need to set some ground rules for shininess on cars I propose the following:

This six legged walking harvester. Good visibility, maneuverability through the trees, leaves no trace that it was ever there, and it's scary looking as all hell. #qotd

I am at a loss for words when it comes to this... the engines don't even appear to be lined up with any kind of symmetry... #russia

This man's brilliance has baffled my mind... #bmw

@TR3-A: It's so the driver can read it in the back of a Semi #boss

My favorite thing about Ford is the Easter eggs they place in some of their products such as the "100" headlights on the Ford GT. #boss

This guy doesn't like bikini clad women??? That is just unAmerican!!! He should go back to Al Qaeda!

At first I read "Look for more advice on how to die from flood waters soon." and I thought... well that is nice of Matt because I have yet to manage to die from flood waters... maybe I'm just shit at it... #astonmartin

My biggest problem with these Ford motors ever since the introduction of the Modular motor is that they are MASSIVE in size. I had a dual cam on an engine stand next to a 426 Hemi and they were seemingly about the same dimensions in every aspect. #boss

@ChiefPontiaxe: Only vampires of the non-sparkle variety that say "I want to suck your blood" not ones that sparkle and say "Oh I care about your feelings" #twilight

I still do not understand if they are going for product placement like this why they aren't using it to sell the C30... a much more tween-teen-starlet-vampire loving milf approved car. At least when I got dragged kicking and screaming to go see the movie I was like "Ooooh a C30" then I realized that the engine…

At least the New York Times is doing something remotely sensible with their resources. #meganfox

My only crash so far was because of a broken sprinkler squirting onto a reverse camber blind corner and my dad thought that was the shittiest excuse ever until I took him to where I did it and the sprinkler was still broken. But the worse excuse I heard was from a friend who was on acid, yes with fucker was driving…

I think they should leave the tape on it, it makes the new headlight design look slicker. #mercedeseclass

If he would have went for any of the airports all the passengers and even people on the ground would have died. Amazing judgment, amazing skill, and amazing luck. #planelopnik