LOL that would have been the hat trick, smoking hot, smells like BBQ and rich parents and off roads a G Wagen, winning!

LOL oh I am sure it was mommy and daddies money, but like you said good on her, that’s probably the on G to see actual dirt/mud, that’s not a government truck.  IT was one of two times working there where “Will you marry me” crossed my mind LMAO. The other was a girl who worked at a BBQ joint in town, she was also…

Yeah, but if someone is charging $3,500 to do it, they’re massively conning you.

Not quite, they don’t so much over lap as touch at a singular point. I only say this because while working at a gas station the super cute college girl came in driving a G Wagen ACTUALLY covered in dirt/mud. I was like you actually take that off road she goes yup, ma’am I need to shake your hand.

No one knows math anymore.

or Found On Road Dead.

Well I mean isn’t that the point of being an aunt/uncle, it’s the ol sugar them up and send them home.

Yeah, the Jersey barriers in my region look they’ve been in a war zone. Not even exaggerating. Tire skid marks almost to the top, long gouging scrapes along the middle and burnt in many places from numerous car fires. BIG car fires. Often decorated at their feet with many fenders and bumpers.

An afternoon, a can of 3M spray adhesive and a rubber roller and even I could have that thing looking pretty damn good for at least another few years. 

I’ve noticed this as well, and oddly mostly with older TLs or 1st gen ILXs.

Yeah, I’ve seen that in so many places in my life. Like look at our moon shot program. Everyone that got the work said “we’ll get there in 2024 or 2025!” and the companies that said “more like 2030" didn’t get the work. And now, the companies that promised literally the Moon when it came to schedule are literally…

We have a winner!

It’s so gratifying to see nearly every Nissan across the model line so well represented on this list.

Was going to say, I’ve fixed sagging headliners with a can of spray glue and a credit card. I’d imagine a door card would be easier. 

There’s a word for gluing back together an Italian car.  That word is “Upgrade”.

Yep.

If you walk into a Dodge dealership and willingly fork over $90k+ for a FUCKING DURANGO you should be legally required to have a large man follow you around for the rest of your life kicking you square in the ass every 30 seconds.

I can only hope that Adam Smith’s “invisible hand” of the marketplace reaches out and swats this company from America’s shores. All I see is a financial shell game of a company that doesn’t produce anything worth a damn.

Put these at weigh stations, problem solved.

I assume she bought that Kia a long time ago and just didn’t have the money to replace it.