So putting different badges on your car does make it go faster. Huh, the ricers were right.

"I fired the WRX to life and it rumbled with the sound of power. The car groaned as I began to let off the clutch. My faithful WRX, with its brand new stage-two modification pulled the Charger out of a four inch snowbank.

Bug is fine. World got Orloved.

I'd say, as of lately...

There's something about that pic, like the world has fucked up, and that scruffy little bug knows exactly where it's going, it's just everything else has screwed the pooch...

In loving memory of Part 2. :(

This Jeopardy method shall henceforth be known as the Kobayashi Art Chu scenario.

He learned how to RNG his Pokemon.

I did that with my newborn son. Apparently, he's not mine.

Maintenance on all Porsches is pretty cheap unless you outright break something, but with 997 and 987 models it's encouraged to drive them daily and aggressively to prevent the IMS bearing grease from drying up and blowing the engine. This is the only reliability worry on the entire 997/987 series but can be a large…

That's what *MAKES* it the perfect zombie survival games. Zombies are never the scariest part of the zombie apocalypse. The survivors are always the scarier monster.

This is why I love DayZ. I'm one of the guys who will tough it out through this happening to me, and then stand up for the little guys. I've assassinated bandits, stopped getaways, and picked off zombies chasing newbies without them even knowing, offer rides in both my car and copter, all for the simple joy of helping.

Prepare for the butthurt.

Pat Metheny, one of the godfather's of smooth jazz, on Kenny G:

Knit sweater+two-tone dress shoes+heal-toeing a 911 around the Fukushima track. = Badass!