I don't like that picture.

Buying any porsche new is nuts. Considering how well used ones are taken care of, there's no reason not to get one that's a few years older for tens of thousands less. So you won't get the newest bestest thing? Doesn't matter.

...and Kotaku's small heart grew two sizes that day.

Not quite as crazy as the Spyker, but I love the look of any gated shifter. Something about the gates being exposed and polished here rather than being covered by the boot feels special to me.

You've got it all wrong... in Videogamesburg, these are all popular bands with hip and ironically long names that everybody loves. These were done long before the apocalypse du jour. Also, red paint is extremely cheap there.

See how awesome this is?

that link blows chunks

Youre right. The baby name was my question, and Bastian is Sebastion made a little shorter. Sebastian is fairly normal in Denmark

From now on I'm gonna recommend every comment in the grey zone of every article I read. I think everyone should do the same, for our comments should have the same opportunity to be read. We are all equals here.

It's just like Giantbomb and IGN. Every time a review is a video or article that seems interesting it just HAS to be a video and I skip it lol.

I thought I was the only one! I thought I read somewhere a while back that they had increased videos because more people like them. Personally, I'd rather read unless the visual is more important than the information. I even have to fight back the urge to skip text in video games where you can advance the text because…

Agreed

Thirded.

I loved how he says "it's never easy to forget a bad race" and suddenly gives it a dab of oppo.

Looks like she build herself a Leg-o.

"What If The Original Super Mario Bros. Was Remade In HD?"

Because you're allowed to have a driver's license and own firearms. Because your vote counts as much as mine does. Because you could be my doctor or my lawyer and I need you to understand the world better than that. Because I'm going to end up having to pay extra taxes to cover your fuckups at some point in my life.…

Now half of Jalopnik thinks it's an umbrella.

the number of people in the comments who are saying things to the effect of "lulz thatz dum wen u use it as an umbrealla ur car gets wet" fucking terrifies me.