Looks like she build herself a Leg-o.
Biapilotaceman
Biapilotaceman
Because you're allowed to have a driver's license and own firearms. Because your vote counts as much as mine does. Because you could be my doctor or my lawyer and I need you to understand the world better than that. Because I'm going to end up having to pay extra taxes to cover your fuckups at some point in my life.…
Now half of Jalopnik thinks it's an umbrella.
the number of people in the comments who are saying things to the effect of "lulz thatz dum wen u use it as an umbrealla ur car gets wet" fucking terrifies me.
Danica just can't win. Even during their make-up sex, Stenhouse wouldn't let her finish first.
"What I gotta do to get that brand new 300C up outta you?, " hip-hop impresario Snoop Dogg wrote to Dieter Zetsche,…