well ok that didn't come out right... and seriously I don't have ANYTHING against black people. One of my best friends is black.

Wah, wah waaaaaah.

Who the eff is Anna?

Ban this guy!

Nooooo!

Ban vuvuzelas! Ban sneezing! Ban touching things!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Well now they don's need one.

Trailer schmailer! They're making Men in Black 3???

Can I hire you for safety stare downs? No one came near. They all just stared from the other end of the carriage. I have a pretty big mouth and don't take kindly to being yelled at. I just told him that he had no right to speak to me like that, and threw a few 'How dare you?'s around until someone finally stepped up…

I was just amazed at the speed in which the police arrived and took the guy down.

Hahaha.

I was being racially abused by a drunk man on a train who threatened to kill me and blow me up. No one said a thing or stood up for me for two stops (I refused to get off - why should I?), finally a young man told him to leave me alone, and then after he got off said "He was so drunk etc..." he quickly backpedalled…

Oooorrrrrr, he could be a drunken, racist, dickead. I'd wait a while before issuing the political homilies.

I know he may be mentally ill and that would be sad. But he may also be a drunk/wasted arsehole. Do you have police officers permenantly stationed in train um...stations?

The peeing in the cup thing is in her autobiography. Apparently the senior SNL writers room had a jar of pee in it.

I'm sorry I couldn't tell. As you can see, it's crazy town in here.

I'm sorry I can't tell. As you can see, it's crazy town in here.

Weirdos get turned on by all sorts of things. That's a silly argument.