@PetiteGal: Then I would imagine the rationale would be 'At least it's biologically one of ours and I got to carry and give birth to him or her'.

Come on! Everyone knows Feminists are ugly!

The difference being 'Sweet Sasha' and 'Marvellous Malia' are real little girls who need a normal life not TY using them to sell dolls.

I'm gutted that Joaquin is having us on! I'm currently commenting from outside HMV Oxford Street waiting for his album to drop.

@Monster Chalk: First of all it's 'There' not 'Their'. Most people want children made of their own eggs and sperm it's a natural human instinct (as well as whale polar bear instinct) to breed it's pretty much the reason we're here.

I agree with the Human Fertilisation and Embrology Authority. It's very rare that I don't agree with them.

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Just because some kids who wear hip hop/gangster clothing are trying to emulate gangbangers. I think your argument is based on very prejudicial anecdotal evidence. My boyfriend likes New Era caps and hoodies but he has a degree and a very stable job at an environmental stakeholder company. I…

I see it on here, if you go back to the Beyonce interview on Ellen you'll see all the 'Why wont she talk about JAY??' comments, now if you keep your business to yourself you're some kind of cloak and dagger nutbar. I'm not down with oversharing, it smacks of attention seeking and desperation.

I lived in Norwich for three years and I didn't see enough of dark skinned men for a brawl in my whole time there, maybe a small ruckus or some low level horseplay but definitely not a brawl.

The last time I checked Baileys was a pale, creamy liquid. The last time I checked, semen wasn't.

@vertigo2120: Not very well and addicted to drugs.

I thought that was funny rather than bitchy.

I thought it was uncool to call other women ridiculous.

I'm really sick to death of celebrities being put on crazy weight pedestals. If they gain weight and are unhappy (like most women do) that's not allowed. If they lose weight and glam up like Tina Fey then it's a betrayal. Seriously, own your own body and your own weight and learn to not give a shit about what…

Whaaaaat?

@lilad: If you're complaining about the spread of scurrilous and defaming stories about the Obamas, then it's a bit strange to post such stories. See also, Barack Obama doesn't like Beets, Will the Obama children go to private schools, the guy who made Michelle's dress wont make any more. I understand that it's…

Yet again, not news.

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: They already exist, in force.

Seriously. Get a grip people. Jane Austen would probably have thought you insane for doing such a thing.

href="#c9189700">SarahMC: WHY? Maybe she always wanted to drop weight/wear nicer clothes/be on magazine covers but it didn't happen for her until now? I know for sure that if I became famous/rich over night and could afford to drop all the extra weight I carry and shop where I want I sure as hell would! Tina Fey is…