It's amazing how different she looks in the flesh, I stood next to her having a fag outside a club last year and didn't recognise her until three days later when my best friend said 'Thursday night was so fun until Kate Middleton showed up!'.

@JZee: You would lose money.

Not Bjorn. BU-JORN!

@MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEye...: It's happened to me twice in North London within the space of a Summer and never before. I went to Norwich for university and apart from the odd stare and traumatic trip to Baker's Oven nada. It's horrible that despite the sacrifices people have made over the years crap like this…

@heykoukla: Good, don't make me have to slap you.

@little stripes: I don't think it's THC that gives you manboobs. I think it's the munchie snacking.

I live in London, massively multicultural city, and I was spat at and called a nigger after work. 45 years later and on another continent and we're still not there yet.

Do you want to go out with footballers? Are you admitting things?

@andheartss: You wrong.

Are you people discussing Colleen McLoughlin and Abi Clancy? Disgusting.

@gherkinfiend: 'Drapes' just sounds so....*censored*. But you know what I mean.

@gherkinfiend: Did you just say 'drapes'???

@Plum-Pie: So you're saying boys are rubbish? Yeah.

@gherkinfiend: I know that I'm cleverer than people, but you can't argue with models and clothes that are too expensive for you.

@gold_gato: Ooooooh dear.

@gherkinfiend: You're not shallow, just (probably) not fat, black, unattractive and with low self-esteem. Probably.

@BuffySummers: I always knew they were sick.

@gold_gato: yes...grow...cancerous.

@Mafalda para Presidente: I love children, I think about my children and I will be devastated if I am infertile, but at the moment I can only be youthfully judgemental about the issue.

I can truly say that I have only bought one copy of Vogue in my 24 years. I am very against fashion magazines.