Never never never will The Hills be comparable to Eastenders. NEVAH!

@sansraisins: I have really dark skin and have a reeeaaallly barely there moustache that I didn't notice until I was 22 and then the wax came out. This shit is pathological.

I shaved my legs (well one leg) for the first time when I was 10 or 11 (even though it was forbidden!) and now at 24 my legs are covered dark pinpricky spots from, what I assume are damaged folicles. My mum has never shaved her legs and barely has any hair. Resist!

On Saturday I was telling my boyfriend about my boss' kid calling me Mrs Fat Tummy (the wee bastard! I'm not even married!) when he replied

@hollygirl: Something tells me that Peaches' Near Fatal Overdose was an overindulgent pass out embellished by some "friend" for a quick buck.

Why why why is it whenever there's a premiere in London the fashion is disgraceful and why on earth are Sarah Dunn,Liz McClaren and that McKee woman invited?? Am I jus'jeliz? Inquiring minds need to know!

@thatonegirlsays: I am currently with a white man, that's not because I am self-hating but because I like him. I'm also secure enough in myself to not allow my race, my nationality and all the rest of it to diminish my 'blackness', if that's even possible. I know who I am, I'm a dark-skinned black woman who was…

@lunanoire: Of course, and by that exact evidence we can surmise that the comment used here is a huge generalisation, misconception and patronising nonsense.

@thatonegirlsays: No you shouldn't have to travel to other states to see strong black marriages,but all races have problems with infidelity and divorce. I'll admit it now,I haven't read the article,but that little gobbet there which infers that black couples are incapable of staying together,raising children and…

@thatonegirlsays: You should go to Florida and meet my successful black and married uncle and aunt. Your anecdotal evidence doesn't make this true. My parents divorced when I was 7,but had been dating for 10 years before their marriage. Does this fit into your idea of black relationships?

@thatonegirlsays: ALL couples of all races divorce and find it hard to stay together and all races tend to work for themselves rather than for service. Highlighting black couples is patronising and negative when everyone has the same problems.

@ShanaElmsford: Yeah, probably. But someone's too angry about patronising gobbets from said article to do so until there's a gin and tonic at her right hand.

Oh yeah,because black men and women can't stay married,if those people even get married. You know how horny they are! Forget the terrorist fist bump,let's talk about the welfare ugly bump!

@American Dreamer: All prisons are like that. In all countries. They're full of criminals,what do you expect?

@funnyface: Yes I did. The obsession with celebrity has gone too far when some guy who used to serve me pints less than 2 years ago going down is news.

Sorry, but so what?

Sorry Moe, but we're all brainwashed. Sorry to come over all nerdy conspiracy theorist but it's true. Our governments may not be locking people up for political dissonance but they are taking people abroad,torturing them and interning them while bypassing habeas corpus. Oh and most of us would like our lives to be…

Is the word 'cougar' acceptable? Enquiring minds need to know!

@Cuteasabutton: Oooooooh yes. Beyond dreadful.

@Cuteasabutton: WORST musician ever. Just the type of guy a potheaded naked bongo drummer would be into right?