Sorry, I don't mean to hate on women, but Christ Almighty.

GET A NEW FUCKING JOB AND NEW FUCKING FRIENDS WHO AREN'T SHALLOW STUPID BITCHES!

I hate that if you don't like porn other women think it's ok to call you a prude.

@patroclus: Snap.

@BeckySharper: Absolutely, in countries like Iceland where it's expected for women to have babies young and to see pregnant women in university, it's much easier to cope on your own and young with a child. But the same provisions aren't made here or in the US. It's just not a good idea.

@noseriously: I have plenty of clothing rage. Observe

@katekate is squared: You're entirely right. I think teenage girls who want to get pregnant as teenagers are still thinking 'Aaawww, baby!'. Not 'Oh my God! My adorable baby will become a 15 year old devil spawn!"

I like Chloe Sevigny and I liked her clothing range too. Pointless comment, but I like it nontheless.

@MonkeySeeMonkeyDo: What that he's a spoiled, sulky, out of touch, irrelevant, ignorant idiot, who made his career by ripping off The Beatles and taking the piss out of 'posh kids' from his Wiltshire mansion? Yeah. I see that exactly.

I'm so done with Noel Gallagher. Wake me up when the rest of the world is too.

@formerlyzivah: Did she say that? And I thought Liz Hurley was biggest body facist in celebland.

Sure, financially there may be little difference (I'm not sure I'm buying that actually), but is is good for wider society that a whole load of 16 year old girls have babies (let's not forget that babies grow into children, who grow into teenagers and then adults) when they're little more than children themselves?…

I love Sandra B., nice work on sticking it to Madonna and the rest of her 'I do yoga and work out at the gym, 8 hours a day, it's really not that hard to get in shape' coterie.

Has the lovely lady on the right lost her mind? How can you campaign against sexism while supporting a man who wants to remove your right to have an abortion? How can you campaign against sexism and support a man who wont allow lesbians to get married? How can you support a man who called his wife a cunt publicly and…

I haven't heard Mary-Kate (or Ashley Olsen) speak since they were wearing romper suits and jonesing for Ouse Cream.

Even though I am very much on Team Florence, I'm rather excited about seeing Diana Ross in July.

I hate that hearing that someone is allowed an abortion makes me say 'YES!'. I hate it even more that the person in questions is 11.

So, so, so, SO bored of Agyness Deyn. Not wanting to hate on the girl, but if she continues to overexpose herself (I see her at least 3 times a week in the London Paper and London Lite) her career will be over by next year.

I love diamonds because of a) marketing b) because they are so pretty. If the size of the diamond chip on my mother's engagement ring shows how much my dad loved her, it's apt, they divorced 7 years after marriage. Arf!

Oh God. Liz Jones. I hate to hate on other women, but it gets on my last nerve when women with the ability to grow their hair long complain about it. I don't even get to feel annoyed with having long hair!