I read this terrible story this morning, as a British (am I discriminating against myself here?) woman, I've seen Johnny Vegas on TV plenty of times, and whereas he isn't the funniest comedian in the world, he can sometimes be amusing.

@sylvie: You're right, of course.

I wish he'd ditch the scarf and start a love affair with me.

so=do

Questions....

Why was ONTD not this good when I was a member?

I love the dress.

Nevermind the meanies Amy, I still love you.

@and Begorrah: Ha!

I'd rather not see anyone's crotch regardless of age thanks.

I don't get it, even if I used to be friends with a girl and now hated her I wouldn't be talking about an alleged sex tape on television. I hate Spencer, I he has a head like a lego brick and he's an arse.

Wasn't this meant to be stupid?

@emptee_head:Black people have frequently referred too as monkeys by racists. Like it or not sweetheart, it's there.

Advising her to become a protitute, advising her not to have boyfriends and giving her Brazillian waxes, good God what a dad.

Oh what a world.

Whoever it is, it's far more crotch than I need to see.

@bowleserised: A fellow (former) Nozzle dweller I see.

My university is fucking wonderful! Pride!

I think this is a rather beautiful shot, having said that a 15 year old girl appearing partially naked for major magazine.

@BeachLover420: You know I wouldn't mind the accent so much (we all have ex-pat friends who develop stupid accents) if it wasn't for the country estate/double tweed and a flat cap bollocks that she was pulling. It's embarrassing, and then she has the cheek to slag off my city in tat faux-posh accent she's sporting.…