Oh wow. A contact I have through work has 'Sally Evans BA (Hons)' as her signature and I thought that was the height of embarrassing pretention. I stand corrected.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix:Love!

Has Perez Hilton looked at himself in a mirror? I seriously doubt it, if he had he'd know he looks like someone's portrait that has escaped from an attic.

There was a similar article in The Guardian last year in relation to the murders of two young women in South London on the same evening. One was black, one white. The white girl was on the cover of newspapers for days, the black girl was forgotten and buried on the inner pages. The stories about the white girl always…

Oh and I'm a dark-skinned black woman, I've been getting shit about it since I was a kid, who knows why, it just needs to stop before I have kids.

Why?

I like this article, it's what I was thinking when I saw that Stacey Dash cover from King. Would a 42 year old white mother be on the magazine with her arse hanging out in booty shorts? Probably not. We are black women, hear us pant with lascivious desire!

@LaComtesse: A bit yeah, I can't speak for all of us, but I should say we all get it in the neck equally.

@charlotte corday: You use two screen names? If you are black or asian and you live here, you're only seeing one side of things.

@jdawgg297: I think so, I only read three or four BSC books and that was one of them. It's the reason I knew something was wrong with my back. Thanks BSC!

@LaComtesse: Really? Have you been black or Asian in England recently?

Yeah but Jessi got a scoliosis and could never be a professional dancer. I read those books and thought 'I bet that will happen to me' and it effing did. Not that I was ever that good, what was the point I was trying to make?

@PinkSoxHat: I appreciate what you've said, it's measured and sensible. But four years is too long in the life of a teenager married to a man old enough to be her father,

Just when I thought that the only things wrong with me being single were the lonliness and lack of sex....

Sometimes I read these things and I just want to give up.

I'm sorry, I don't make snotty posts about celebrities dating men that I want, but damn it, it's not fair!

How do you say 'Respect the cock!' in Japanese?

@SinisterRouge: You may find it offensive or annoying, but the word sweetie in itself isn't sexist. My mum calls everyone sweetie, male or female, young or old.

@layladylan: Exactly! A really good friend of my mum's has severe asthma and is on steroids for it which make her put on weight. She was in a supermarket car park with my mum when some cow hawking slimming pills started asking her instrusive questions about her diet and exercise, my mum gave her such a telling off.…

Ignore the bitch, she's just hangry.