(You’re missing an important variable: the NFL has significantly cracked down on how tackles are made, as well as late hits that are more dangerous because they’re unexpected, over the last decade plus.

Sometimes, I open my garage to look at my cars when I have no intention to use them. It reminds me that America is awesome and that if you work a fuckton you can own basically whatever you want.

Looks so much better than the 2015 car.

Sure seems like Brian Lombardi’s idea of the modern man is the one he sees in the mirror every morning. I'm never going to know (or care) about my wife's shoe size and I think melon ballers waste a ton of time and fruit. Does that mean I'm not modern, not a man, or not a modern man?

How did you even get here?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

because most of the Gawker staff are located in either NYC or SoCal, and why would anyone want to live anywhere else?

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

And how do you know all the victims involved in this illegal DOX were cheating? And even if they were why is that anyone’s business but their own?

People aren’t being conscripted into these races. The great ideal of the Western World is “individual liberty.” We should allow people to make choices for themselves, when the impact of their decision affects only themselves. At the end of the day, why should society value the life of a person more than s/he values…

First let me say RIP to follow riders.

I completely disagree. If Craigslist is your choice of selling places this information looks like word vomit...the people that will call you about the car will ask questions about everything you wrote down and spent a ton of time to put together. Put that info to work on a forum page or an Ebay listing. The populace…

“We need to get out of the shame-spiral… well, we can spiral a little… only until it gets to the exact resolution I believe in.”

“Watch my unfunny post...”

A collector that actually drives his car...that’s cool in my book

Our long national nightmare is over? The last I saw, Skip Bayless is still employed.

Did Adam hurt your feelings? I think Carolla is one of the few people out there publicly who speak their mind in an intelligent way without worrying how sensitive people like you will respond.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Not knocking the Expedition, I am more than happy to hear the Ford is continuing to build good products, however, I will happily keep my 11 year old diesel Ford Excursion over any new large SUV on the market. I firmly believe that Ford made a mistake when they stopped building the Excursion.

My first car was an AMC Jeep Grand Wagoneer. It kept me out of trouble. Mostly because I spent all my time fixing it.