How did you even get here?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

because most of the Gawker staff are located in either NYC or SoCal, and why would anyone want to live anywhere else?

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

People aren’t being conscripted into these races. The great ideal of the Western World is “individual liberty.” We should allow people to make choices for themselves, when the impact of their decision affects only themselves. At the end of the day, why should society value the life of a person more than s/he values…

First let me say RIP to follow riders.

I completely disagree. If Craigslist is your choice of selling places this information looks like word vomit...the people that will call you about the car will ask questions about everything you wrote down and spent a ton of time to put together. Put that info to work on a forum page or an Ebay listing. The populace…

“Watch my unfunny post...”

A collector that actually drives his car...that’s cool in my book

Our long national nightmare is over? The last I saw, Skip Bayless is still employed.

Did Adam hurt your feelings? I think Carolla is one of the few people out there publicly who speak their mind in an intelligent way without worrying how sensitive people like you will respond.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Disagree with all of them. Almost all of them look great in pictures. Except the damn Cherokee.

"Once you start watching, you won't be able to stop."

Hahaha.

I fucking love your articles.

As a parent who never has censored his kids' viewing choices, I did have to comment after seeing Tosh on the dvr playlist. I guess it beats seeing "First Take" on there.

The only way it could look more legitimately like a stock Camry, when "closed up", is with an outdated political bumper sticker and a dent in one corner of the rear bumper.

Not knocking the Expedition, I am more than happy to hear the Ford is continuing to build good products, however, I will happily keep my 11 year old diesel Ford Excursion over any new large SUV on the market. I firmly believe that Ford made a mistake when they stopped building the Excursion.

My first car was an AMC Jeep Grand Wagoneer. It kept me out of trouble. Mostly because I spent all my time fixing it.