I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

Tell me more about how this isn't high school, J.J.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

Slaves were the only people who ever rang a dinner bell?

Everyone's cut across two lanes without looking? You do something dumb you get consequences it's that simple.

This is an edited version of it. Clearly you didn't see this live.

Don't jump to conclusions. This video is missing a large portion of film, showing two players down on the field after the play.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

So sick of this shit, especially with kids.

I reject your simplistic categorization.

As a Jaguar fan, this is wonderful, beautiful, amazing news.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

DUVAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!

As a former employee of the Jaguars, I can attest to his chillness. Whenever we saw him in the office, he was wearing the dopest sport coats and shoes. His shades game was unreal. His overall demeanor was always the chillest. Shad is chill. Chill is Shad.

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

"I am far too sophisticated to play your silly, what do you call them, ah yes, vid-heo gaming devices. I prefer to spend my hard earned free time engaging in brain-enhancing activities, such as going on websites and commenting about how I don't partake in your silly little life wasting child's play."

Cynics ASSEMBLE!