I've had a bad feeling about Telltale since playing the demo of their Secret of Monkey Island remake. Most everything that could be wrong about that remake was wrong. It's like the humor had been extracted from it and placed safely in the back of a dark, dusty closet.

@Clancycoop: Hearted.

@MaWeiTao: & this is really really overdone. Man, when did the excitement I felt when first seeing HDR stuff 6 or 7 years ago turn into this revulsion?

@IncrediBurch: I think the issue here is that Bulletstorm is too bright. It's like they go one way or the other.

That's not true; I shoot the hell out of red, yellow, green, AND blue barrels in Borderlands. They all have awesome killing properties.

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Exciting! Thanks, Mike! Can't wait to see the first fruits of this fuzzy math.

I don't care about ownership — I'm just too lazy to turn around and resell anything. Because then I have to package it and take it to the post office in a timely manner & deal with the buyer's bellyaching. What a pain!

@yadspi: No you wouldn't. Not after 2 days.

And this is NOT tool-assisted?

@DeathByDrum: LULZ.com

@Benevolence:

@Benevolence:

Let's hear some mo' sticky, fricative music!

@The_Doc: And she also says that insurance doesn't cover routine care, so she's still paying out the $300 on top of the $365 for insurance. Read again.

The first time that bear moved may have been creepier than the first time the bag moved in "Audition".

@Benevolence:

@akragster:

Oh god, I'm remembering the eyes in GTA4... those misshapen marshmallows with dots markered on the front.

Fuckin' sweet news about UE on Android. Sick of robodefense and angry birds.