A lot of these jokes could work if you are deadpan serious. If you can play the idiot, appearing to sincerely mean your joke, it’s way better.

Many of the people who killed me were very polite about it. Apologizing and explaining how I shouldn’t have gone there and that really they feel terrible for having to kill me.  Now, is that a sociopath?  I think not.

It’s one thing to be told it’s multi-part. It’s another to be told it could be 1 of 10. Since SE doesn’t know how many parts it will be, and this is 4 hours worth of the original story, well, that would be easy to miss.

That went far better than expected then.

And that will go straight to the consumer.  

My favorite tool online is the shadow ban. Oh, you think you are reporting these people? You think your opinion is valid? After the second false report in a day, you are locked down. You can report all day every day, but they go straight into the trash. A week, a month, a year, forever. Whatever.

To be fair, we are trained to ignore the bottom of posts internet wide since they often contain misleading headlines with “shocking” photos.  You won't believe what Obama wore to the Oscars! 

There is “Evolution the Origin of Species”. It looked interesting.

It doesn’t matter. The diehard fans will buy it and not care what anyone thinks and the addicts will fall for it. The people who know better sit back and scratch their heads.

You know, I’m not actively boycotting EA or Activision, but I just had this weird thought, so I looked at their list of games on wikipedia and sorted by date. I haven’t bought an EA game since 2013 Battlefield 4. And Call of Duty Black Ops II for pc in 2012. Geeze. Has every major game they’ve released been so stained…

Well, you can make them. But other things are often sacrificed. Of course, not perfect, but their goal was about what you are looking for. These also sacrificed in order to make simulations.

I’m guessing they caught the low hanging fruit that used their real names betting on themselves to lose.

Absolutely.  That is my favorite and I don’t know why.  But I could really go for getting my PS2 out and starting a new game.

My first thought was THATS SO COOL. But then I realized I’m someone who thinks they missed a specific invisible pixel to get that hidden item under the waterfall and will spend 20 minutes at it, only to assume it meant another water fall, then perhaps that villiager meant drainage pipe water fall.  Or faucet!  It…

Those evil corporations, always so money hungry and evil ev... Wait a minute, nobody? Honestly? That’s not right. No director, actor... anyone? He didn’t have any fans at Disney or Marvel or friends? I mean, he did continue to work there after those lawsuits. That sounds... like a lie.

It really was lazy as shit. But it was a time where people used cartoon characters in live action. Also, in hindsight I think Family Matters was saved by the other actors despite Urkel.

Hahaha, and at the time I was thinking... $14... Geeze.. I don’t know. This seems like an indie game.  At the time I had student loans and very little spending money.  I’m trying to remember when I got in.  It was an alpha or beta, but I remember it did have the Mun because I remember thinking, that’s Impossible!  I…

I am so excited. I know it wasn’t in-game graphics, but I’m just so happy KSP gets to live on. I think I’ve played the original more than any other game I own.  

Was it just me, or was the Bob-omb extremely menacing? I get the impression that it’d be like Chucky. It will just follow you forever until it explodes at your feet.