It has it’s appeal. I’m not sure how to say it. It’s fun, but some of it is insane grind. Money. Grind. Reputation that is vital. Grind.

You have guts if you go bow. Monsters one bite bowers, but... like I said, I sucked at everything except lances. Dual blades looks like a huge amount of fun though.

I was surprised to learn that it plays like Dark Souls. Perfect timing, defending, running, using tactics to defeat the enemy.

Completely believable. Supposedly CLR can help the break up the hard water deposits, but it didn’t do much for me.

Completely believable. Supposedly CLR can help the break up the hard water deposits, but it didn’t do much for me.

I just replaced my shower head and actually read the instructions for once. Keep an eye out for a line like this... “By law we are required to put a water pressure regulator to limit water usage. This is how you take it off...”

I just replaced my shower head and actually read the instructions for once. Keep an eye out for a line like this...…

The computer might disagree.

And you have to do it for every freaking game! Oh, no, you were registered for that game, please register your account to allow online with this game. Please wait while we verify. Okay, verified, the servers are down right now, please try again later.

I tell you... The horse faerie was one of the more surprising things in the game.

They are never there when you need them. Fast travel at any point and... nope. Go to an inn first. Nah. Although I hear they are fantastic for attacking the guardians. Just ramming speed them.

Either do, or do not. There is no temporarily.

I actually didn’t realize. I guess it captured the old style of action pretty well.

It does look good, but... Shin Godzilla felt like a GODZILLA movie.

I feel like the FFXV kept the original spirit, but changed the location. City folks in the city, changed to City folks in rural areas. Possibly a little less moody. Which, is a change, but a fascinating one. A real relaxed game with good fighting. Probably my favorite FF game since FF9. Which I would also highly…

I have a sneaking suspicion that something like that has occurred. 11 years of development. One of the most amazing games ever. The adventure, the history you create. The parents you get killed only to take on their other family members or children on the next run. The persistence. God, great game. I have to play it…

“And it’s hard not to feel bad for all the developers who crunched their asses off to ship this game and had nothing to do with loot crates.”

Yeah, it’s not like you have to support their stupid lottery. Okay, it’s a giant mess, ruins multiplayer fairness, etc etc. But there is no point in faulting you or the other 14 million people who will buy the game and enjoy it.

Now that would be nice.

I’m with you. I mean, at the time of matchmaking it was a huge relief and a big old breath of fresh air. And then it became the best excuse to play by yourself. Made guilds completely useless along with guilds.

That is... an interesting point. 

Okay gents. A lady has a drink and begins to dry heave, clearly either super drunk or potentially drugged. Do you..