Audi’s RS line has been guilty of this lately, and it annoys the crap out of me. See exhibit A: 2007 RS4. Tip is actually welded to the exhaust:

Dodge just barely tries. The round exhaust is super apparent in the fake surround on a Charger, and if you walked towards the exhaust in this picture, you can see clear sky between the pipe and surround - they don’t even bother to seal it. No wonder a lot of people have removed the fake surround for some dual-tips.

I always thought it looked like the car’s anus.... in a bad way, I don’t like anthropomorphic assholes on my car.

Just make sure you don’t splash any gasoline when filling up through the gas cap that is about 12 inches from the exhaust...

Meh,.... its keep the tips cleaner longer, have better margins to the bumper, it will not melt your bumper and makes some cars look more menacing and modern ... its fine

No. 4. Randy’s IROC. You don’t fuck with Randy’s IROC.

Ha-back when I was single I was grocery shopping and kept meeting this cute girl in almost every aisle and we kind of smiled at each other every time we passed. So we get to the freezer section and I-remembering an “ice breaker” from my some dude my favorite radio show (Covino and Rich on Sirius) had on for an…

I abhor this show. Just this week, we had a good guy with a gun shot for trying to (stupidly) intervene in a domestic dispute. This show portrays people with the good sense not to get involved in spats as ignorant and immoral. Sorry, but who knows what people are capable of in this day and age and who knows what…

So. Fucked. Up.

At least they aren’t showing the episode and it’s a semi-happy ending. Jess is a starfucking asshole.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa - we have a wrestling team!?!”

-Every UChicago grad ever

The Ti-panic.

Damn, this needs more stars.

...Volkswagen sends you a letter in the mail telling you so.

Here’s what I’ve never understood, as a servicemember who’s deployed. I didn’t just get whisked away one night by a plane and dropped off on my door step. The process it takes to actually come home is a pain in the ass that involves like 36 hours of travel time and a lot of waiting around.

I have a nephew in the Air Force and he LOVES to ‘surprise’ everybody every single time he comes home. He also expects the whole family to simply stop whatever they had going on in life and celebrate his return.

Well done, Tom. This is the snark I come here for. Not just snippets. A full blown, fully deserved pile driver of the facts surrounding the story that lay the groundwork for the cherry on top: “They are done because cozying up to the military is a good way for the NFL to market itself as a noble civic endeavor while…

Damn, I just bought a smart tv with a bunch of features I will never use.

Am I the only one who sees some Rolls Royce Silver Spirit (circa 1980) in that rear end?

zip-tied stacks of ‘70s pornography

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.