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Beaujolaisnewgirl
Beaujolaisnewgirl

My dream would be to do this same thing except with me and my fiancé watching Netflix and eating pizza.

I'm pretty sure that's a pet store. Which almost always allow people to bring their pets, because it's a pet store. My dog loved going to dog friendly places, like the pet store and the dog park.

"Chase that pigeon!" made me laugh a lot. I might steal that, for situations where this happens and there are pigeons around.

Love it!

Common Woman = PEASANT!!!!

If you are referring to the "common woman" as such you are not, in fact, anywhere close to said "common woman."

who among us hasn't taken a 5 second standing up nap on top of a bar in the middle of a rave

It all boils down to the fundamental problem of using Patrick as the way in. They wanted someone dumb to be the uninformed straight person's surrogate for all the gay lifestyle stuff, but then they didn't want a teenager like Queer as Folk, so they made this unconvincing late 20's guy who's never introduced a

Maybe they'll name their baby girl North.

With me, its just the opposite. I am a big guy, with horrible eating habits. But, I also work out when I can. The whole "You should be happy with who you are" drives me nuts because I AM happy with who I am, but that doesn't mean that hitting the weights or the bike means I have a poor self image.

"when I ask a woman to dinner I expect her to eat facing me. It's the price she has to pay" - Groucho Marx in Night at the Opera

But just when you think this article could have been written in 2014, not 1974, the beat drops:

But where are all these people today? Did they settle into wedded bliss, or are they still swinging singles?? The Times needs to do a 40 years later follow-up!

Why couldn't he just take a picture with each day's newspaper, like the serial killer stalker abductor that he is?

Yes. Basically the way I've tried to look at it is this: My daughter is the world's worst troll. If I get angry, then she wins!

I was just talking about discipline with our pediatrician.

seriously. if anything, she should have gotten one for losing isaiah. the acting in that movie was phenomenal.

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WTF. So if we just don't keep track of them, rapes will no longer exist, then? Well, problem solved. That fucker.