But if she were wearing glasses and paint-stained overalls, he wouldn't see her beauty at all!

"Mirren insisted then that she had no desire for marriage, or as she called it, "voluntary imprisonment.""

Yes! But you can help by tweeting or FBing about it!!

This could be one of the best pieces Dodai has ever written.

Definitely self-conscious like a gawky teenager when I bare my pale hairy legs after months in winter garb, but hell if ain't going full Bob Benson when the real summer hits.

Things he would bring to a desert island: "A woman to be with and to have company, a gun to easily kill animals to eat, and a knife to carve them up."

Poor Kelly. Always getting overshadowed by Beyonce, even at her own wedding.

Bieber looks like the hero of his own cowboy romance novel. He tames stallions, but who can tame his heart? (Shudder.)

Do you want to build a snowman?

I think they make a charming duo and I would seriously watch ridiculous sporting events more often if they were the commentators for them. FLY FISHING WITH TARA AND JOHNNY.

I would rather see him in Dance Academy, which was an Australian tv series. Too bad it ended. It was amazing. It is on netflix.

I feel Bridge to Terabithia should be on this list, it may be just shy of the age range though.

I read BTT when I was 12 and cried for days.

Can "My Girl" be an honorable mention? I know she was 11 in the movie..and Thomas J. doesn't really fit the "love interest" like the others..but..ya know. It's Friday!

If we're going that direction, I was thinking of "Bridge to Terabithia." That one hurt my feelings.

I was the perfect age when A Walk to Remember came out. Bought the DVD, and the soundtrack, learned every song, and had a Shane West poster. NO SHAME.

"He was a Montague, she was a Capulet. Could I make it any more obvious?"

I just have so many questions. Did I miss something in the article where we talk about flaccid dicks your wife has encountered? Are we entering a joke contest? I have a knee slapper about how 7 8 9. OOH! Did you find out he's a commenter on here and you're subtly letting him know that you know he almost banged your…