It makes it one more step easier tracking you down in the real world and online.

Ouch. That punched me in the gut.

team jen forevs

eeesh

I stand by my characterization!

I bet there are at least 4 in her bag. Someone in her entourage probably keeps trying to drop the hint, but Miley's all "Y'ALL, WHAT IS THIS WACKY CONTRAPTION!? DERPA DERPA!"

No, I've never done twerking, and I certainly haven't twittered the twerks or put any of them on The Facebook!

I'M LOVING THIS!

ooooh tell me, what brand? i want to reap the benefits !

dem babies!

i was a Creek freak! Try and watch the season Busy Phillips joins the show.. it gets better!

Steubenville!!! C'mon!!!!!

oh dear god.

I just like to picture the opening weekend numbers for Gravity coming out and Halle Berry screaming into the phone at her agent. "GIVE ME TV'S GRAVITY!!!!!"

Jesse Williams is married to someone who isn't me?! Nooo, say it aint so. And she appears to be a lovely and normal woman?! life aint fair.

Jesus. This Ronan Farrow thing is amazing because now I have learned so much about him! He is BEAUTIFUL and smart! Yale, Bard, a Rhodes Scholar, worked in the Obama Administration... HAI.

Elliot!

Jeebus Chrisp that makes me sad. Fuck this government.

I always sang that Train song as "looking for a two ply hefty bag of home fries". ha, lyrics! just when you didn't think they couldn't be more ridiculous...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU AUSTRALIAN BABY JESUS