Oh, Mr. Quinto, hiiiii!

Why do people believe in this faith healing? Especially in light of it NOT WORKING with their last child?! Tragic.

Ah yes and volunteer retirees to patrol her and her gun with more guns. #safety!

Oh this one hurts. I loved E. L. Konigsburg books. The View from Saturday changed my childhood.

dying. dead. slayed. khaleesi's dragon just firebombed my face.

How do we get freaky in a way that eliminates tea partiers from our species WITHOUT having to sex on them?

Reese! I'm loving that mugshot! All is forgiven. Thanks for giving me a demure pic to emulate on the eventual day I'm busted for being a sassy mouth.

This room is dusty, isn't it? My dang leaky, allergic eyeballs.

That pesky Monday Morning dust... always getting in my eyes. Why don't they clean this office over the weekend?!

I REMEMBER DOING THIS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY! And when I came home wearing a mildly damp shirt with my name on it, my mom was furious. A STRANGER WILL KNOW YOUR NAME, TRICK YOU AND KIDNAP YOU! She made me take it off, and all of my fantasies of putting those Oprah kidnapping tools to use evaporated. I just wanted to kick…

Girl has got legal bills to pay.

http://www.injusticeinperugia.org/fbi.html This has several reports written by a retired FBI agent who extensively looked into Meredith Kercher's murder investigation. Especially compared with American legal proceedings, Amanda Knox was railroaded.

Otter Cam 2 is really holding up the end of the bargain! Look at those fellas go. Swimming on their little backs, making circles... WHIRLPOOL! Life is gonna be ok, you guys.

This is how I feel every February 15th

I also thought for a verrrryyy long time, that whomever had scorned Alanis had given her a cross eyed bear. Maybe from a carnival?

http://youtu.be/ http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/girl-you-wish-you-hadnt-started-a-conversation-with-at-a-party/n28602/

People are crazy rude to cashiers. Some people used to act like I was the robot putting their things in bags. I remember two neighbors came into the store and came right up to my aisle, and I was surprised and said "Oh! Hello!" and the first neighbor never looked up, never acknowledged me. The second neighbor looked…

I agree with Penelope, also can you believe ... #cotd !

Thank you for all the great advice!