Actually made me lol in class.

+1

This has become my default music player. I love the straightforward UI, it has lockscreen controls, and it's just beautiful. Everything I needed.

This doesn't have a lockscreen widget, but it does overlay lockscreen controls when you're playing music and you lock the device.

Not at all. The hardware on the Nexus 7 is beyond competitive with Apple tablets.

Did you not see the fat guy in the black shirt putting cameras on there?

Fail.