Yea I’m fine with personal information getting leaked here.  These guys are all big boys and can handle this kind of stuff “getting out”. Shit Pusha T pretty much made Drake tell the world he had a son. And now we get regular instagram pictures of Drake with his son. Not like he owes any of us that, but that’s a real…

Sounds like this all isn’t for you.  Which is fine.  Not everything is for everyone. But this shit is cool and fun rap.  It’s a good thing both these dudes are in their late 30's; there’s no chance this goes further than diss records.  Rap needs this.  Rap doesn’t need more young rappers getting killed over beef. 

Kendrick made amazing music that fired up the whole country/industry and is taking a victory lap, what is stupid about that?

“I have the honor to be Your Obediant Servant, Kay dot Lam.”

He also thinks Tom Cruise is a fun guy so I think his credulousness is pretty well proven

I liked it but could they have picked a more generic title? Was The Fake Hitman’s Potential Client’s Wife’s Bodyguard taken or something?

Glen Powell in Hit Man, looking like the kind of creepy guy who might eat you after a date

They’re all too old or dead. The show launched several stars with good careers, so just let them do other projects where they play adults. Most people don’t still hang out with their high school friends when they’re pushing 30.

let it go.

He’s literally just mad that young audiences don’t connect with his material, so he has to fabricate a reason why that isn’t his comedy sucking.

I’d take Selena in a second over a sequel to Trump.

Jerry was a leader in late 90s ‘gay panic’ jokes.

I just...don’t know what the fuck Seinfeld is on about. Dude never was in any danger of being too fucking edgy, blue, or controversial. I’ve not seen a single thing that approaches even the tamer parts of a Bill Burr or Patton Oswalt show.

Ah, Jerry Seinfeld: the man who was barely relevant on the TV show that bore his name.

“Her boss charges her with delivering a rare yellow parrot in a cage—an obvious symbol, although that’s not clear just yet”

it’s so weird to see Dakota Fanning be the tallest person in a picture

ATTENTION EVERYONE: KATIE RIFE HAS RETURNED. Who says all good things must come to an end?

*(To be fair, the FromSoft SoulsBorne games also have their own dark sense of humor, barely visible beneath the despair and dread.)