I’m not gonna accuse you of being paid like many others have... but yeah, the fact that this article is published right now, seemingly out of the blue, is sus as all get out.

wait, is this connected to the ScreenRant article that just came out that was basically a “hit piece” on Jenny Nicholson video? y’all really need to make it less apparent y’all are being paid by disney on this. come on.

I was like, how much does this thing cost?

Holy shit, $4800+ minimum for 2 days w 2 people?  I got round trip tickets to Tokyo for my family of 4 for less than that.

This article frankly reads as a Disney-funded PR damage control.

The fantastic A More Civilized Age podcast also did a visit to the Star Cruiser a few months back, and their takeaway was very similar to Nicholson’s. A giant rip-off, and largely a failure at being an ‘interactive experience,’ that would still be a rip off if it were actually successful AND cost half as much.

As Jenny Nicholson spent 4 hours extensively detailing, the Star Wars Hotel was doomed to fail from the start. It really was an extreme act of hubris by Disney

I scrolled down to the comments to see if anybody posted this video. I don’t normally watch influencer videos, but I couldn’t stop watching this one. It’s such a thorough evisceration of the entire trainwreck from start to finish. The Disney bean counters should be required to watch the entire thing before pitching…

Vs No you didn’t

she had a funny review of the departed on letterboxd.

In this case, “Finding Out” is the name of the phase, so capitalization is acceptable.

SEE ALSO: George Clooney in “South Park.”

“They hired a mildly famous actor just to make dog-like noises?”

I’m always happy to see Harvey Guillen get more work, but why not hire actual voice actors for these movies?

Nah, in the 80s cartoons he would vocalize.

Now a grown cat with his mute sidekick Odie the dog – vocalized by Harvey Guillén.

if you’re a kid and you’ve only seen 6 movies, sure.

Sometimes they don’t put stuff on the front page until later in the day.  Probably no one saw it.

To test her chemistry as Catwoman they should have made her fight with the actors they were considering as Batman 

Not that I disagree in principle, but most people are at work right now. Me? I’m trapped in a cycle of despair.

See, I was hoping this was about an actual gross chemistry test -- like a practical lab exam where she had to synthesize mercaptans or other unpleasant molecules.