I don’t damn David Hyde Pierce at all because turning Niles into a punchline would be both a travesty of justice and also one of the most Kelsey Grammer moves in history.

In his defense, what other child turns 9 after only 2 years then just kinda stays that way?

We could’ve gotten The Golden Palace, Frasier-style?

Yeah the entire point of MJ is she’s NOT a super hero, but a regular person doing their best to do their best 

Is the thrust of this post really people surprised that a fictional character doesn’t replicate another fictional character’s fictional achievement? What a weird angle to take earnestly—and here I mean this post specficically. Some people find this one fine, but it’s all made up! The good one or the “bad” one!…

While some fans are trouncing MJ’s vehicular oopsie as developer Insomniac Games “not [understanding] the assignment”

I swear I saw a GIF of a Sailor Moon character botching the slide.

My mother used to work the night shift in the Spinal Ward of a hospital, where parapalegic and quadrapalegic patients were cared for. Every morning she would talk about how most of the patients were there because of motorcycle accidents.

Starfield doesn’t have challenge - just inconvenience.

Did you also download the mod that makes junk items unlootable? There’s a lot of reasons I’ve grown from a fan to a little bit of a hater over time, but the biggest is the way they handle junk and looting and encumbrance. It’s designed to pray upon the same mental illness triggers associated with hoarding. I find…

Kotick’s pretty old and is valued north of 600 million. I’d put money on “actually retires but spends his money negatively impacting american politics until his far too late death.”

I’m so sick of bullet based games, when see an article like that it’s just one more reason not to play a game.
I’m so sick of rogue based games, when see an article like that it’s just one more reason not to play a game
I’m so sick of jumping based games, when see an article like that it’s just one more reason not to…

Yes, and then you can watch your companion of choice go on a murderous rampage. Andreja said something about a planet full of life being a blessing when we landed, but I didn't think it was because she was gonna kill all my farm animals. 

So essentially you flat-out refuse to believe that a soulslike could possibly have poorly designed combat? That's a hell of a boner you're sporting, bro, hope you got a book or something to cover it up.

In my experience, people don’t extend DS1 “pioneer forgiveness”, they just bend over backwards to justify how ackshually those ones arent cheap because of reasons.

The cheap traps thing is interesting, because there are “good” cheap traps (a monster right around a corner that you SHOULD check, but get complacent about) and “bad” ones (mimic shit is tiresome), and some of this is people having that meta-knowledge ignoring the bad ones as if one should just know the thing they…

That’d make sense if Lords of the Fallen dramatically changes the standard Soulsborne combat loop like Sekiro - and to an extent Lies of P - did, but it doesn’t. I also don’t see many of the reviews at all making that complaint, instead attributing the problems to ‘false’ difficulty like cheap traps and an…

He wasn't complaining though at all. Not even sure how you got that read from that statement.

This should be put into the game as intentional!