I believe this happened. There’s a move in the movie with a camera closeup and I literally muttered to myself, “The abs...” Now I don’t feel so weird about it.

None of it matters. Who the boss is, where you fight the boss, what it looks like...you’ll have it all figured out in the opening minutes.

it’s extremely funny that barsanti’s stance is rallying so many ‘well actually’s about AI.

RIP Talos, your plan sucked shit but you were a pretty good guy for a Skrull and I did appreciate you taking the piss out of Nick Fury

the last one, death by lasik

On this new episode of Marvel’s Watching Paint Dry...

Shit, I was going to challenge Ganondorf again for the selfie and that one guy absolutely set the bar.

Viola Davis tho? She’s definitely going to be continuing into Gunn’s DCU. I get that we might see her character with a different history considering her involvement in the Black Adam post-credits scene but like..... why are people forgetting about how large of a role she plays in the overall scheme of things?

having recently appeared in The Suicide Squad (which is apparently non-canonical in the new DC universe)

These are fictional people, so I’m mostly amused, and her origin IS basically this, but describing Hawkgirl purely as “the star-crossed lover of Hawkman” is peak “famous woman’s accomplishments reduced to her relationship to man”, hehehe. Especially post animated Justice League.

I mean, sure, he was in Black Adam, but…

If it’s a back-to-basics Superman origin, then it’ll be a pretty weird one

Something that by rights should look really stupid but he pulls off convincingly.

The first one leaves a bad taste in my mouth for making Jim Phelps (from the TV show) a traitor.  Especially with money as the motivation.  If Phelps wanted $10M, he could steal it every day of the week and twice on Sundays without anyone knowing about it.

Glad to see the streak continue. I’m not sure whom to thank more for the reinvigoration of this franchise. Is it J.J. Abrams for keeping the franchise alive with MI:3? Is it Brad Bird for taking the series to a new level and tone with Ghost Protocol? Is it McQuarrie for becoming Cruise’s muse? Is it Cruise himself for…

The third was where they actually started getting good, and have only accelerated in that direction since.

i mean if you’ve gone almost 30 years why not just keep the streak alive? 

Kickin’ Impossible

“According to Pom Klementieff, who plays a skilled and dangerous killer named Paris in the new film...”

Unless your name is Shelly Miscavige.

She’s 5'7".  If she was wearing heels, maybe he just couldn’t reach that high.