You do realize that the “wizards” at the FTC just got shut down by a federal judge, right? That suggests that their case doesn’t actually have any legal merit.

All of the uproar from Xbox fans I’ve heard is, “Microsoft dropped the ball playing Sony and Nintendo’s game of developing independent first party talent over several decades of curating, so if they don’t just buy up the biggest studios right now Sony will win this generation’s console wars!”

This scene has done nothing to contradict the theory that the black Ninja Turtles are Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello in that order. In fact, them namedropping Drake and Beyonce (post-Homecoming) as their favorite humans right off the top has only reinforced this headcanon.

Welp, get plenty of her on Doom Patrol now!

Democrats have been scouting centrist candidates since 2016 while raising money for far-right candidates in order to outmaneuver the left and force a default ideologically muddy position they can use for reinforcing hypercapitalist policies. (see: “Democrats spend tens of millions amplifying far-right candidates in…

Old people don’t turn into dumb dicks. Old people grow more reasonable with time. But rich, old, dumb dicks outlive everybody else thanks to higher qualities of life and better medical care.

The fun thing about young people being incensed about old people saying things that are out of step with the politics of the current day is - it will happen to you too.

Criticism is literally canceling when these guys talk about canceling. The last time anyone was actually canceled was Stephen Colbert -- who was given a new show.

Jonathan Haidt? The guy who quit academia because he didn’t want to write a statement supporting anti-racism?

Honestly, he probably thinks there are too many Marvel shows because he wants to be paid more and producing television and movies costs money he could be hoarding.

I’ve been saying, that first season had an easy out with Che and Steve both being fine with polyamory, the only conflict being that Miranda refused to come clean, and Miranda being the one that flinched and blew up her marriage. Now they’re just introducing Miranda and the audience to possible threesomes and Steve’s…

Even the thriller aspects are kind of flat. By anchoring the audience with “Gravik is definitely evil and needs to be stopped no matter what” so they wouldn’t confuse people with twists and turns and they could all just reorient themselves toward the good guys stopping the bad guy, they cut out any chance of unfolding…

Overwork, tons of crunch. If I were one of the people on the Uncharted series, I would note he’s now “The Last of Us” working at Naughty Dog.

I was a little disappointed at how little damage some of those devices did. And then the 4-vaned propeller just wrecked his health bar and I nodded in approval.

I still remember watching this in the theater, feeling so bored I thought something was wrong with me, then hearing a guy snoring in the seat behind me. This movie was dumb, but not even dumb in a fun way, dumb in a, “You should know better” kind of way.

Counterpoint: it’s not that bad if you like American John Woo movies.

1-3 were experiments where Tom Cruise wanted each director to interpret each film any way they wanted. Then JJ Abrams showed up and was like, “Alias, though” and suddenly they decided to make them stylish heist films forever. And then McQuarrie showed up and was like, “Also, what if Tom Cruise risks his life doing…

I believe this happened. There’s a move in the movie with a camera closeup and I literally muttered to myself, “The abs...” Now I don’t feel so weird about it.

And Missing is Possible.

As someone who is 5'8" and had Pom Klementieff rush past them on the way into GotG3... she’s MAYBE 5'7" in heels.