I’ve been saying, that first season had an easy out with Che and Steve both being fine with polyamory, the only conflict being that Miranda refused to come clean, and Miranda being the one that flinched and blew up her marriage. Now they’re just introducing Miranda and the audience to possible threesomes and Steve’s…

Even the thriller aspects are kind of flat. By anchoring the audience with “Gravik is definitely evil and needs to be stopped no matter what” so they wouldn’t confuse people with twists and turns and they could all just reorient themselves toward the good guys stopping the bad guy, they cut out any chance of unfolding…

Overwork, tons of crunch. If I were one of the people on the Uncharted series, I would note he’s now “The Last of Us” working at Naughty Dog.

I was a little disappointed at how little damage some of those devices did. And then the 4-vaned propeller just wrecked his health bar and I nodded in approval.

I still remember watching this in the theater, feeling so bored I thought something was wrong with me, then hearing a guy snoring in the seat behind me. This movie was dumb, but not even dumb in a fun way, dumb in a, “You should know better” kind of way.

Counterpoint: it’s not that bad if you like American John Woo movies.

1-3 were experiments where Tom Cruise wanted each director to interpret each film any way they wanted. Then JJ Abrams showed up and was like, “Alias, though” and suddenly they decided to make them stylish heist films forever. And then McQuarrie showed up and was like, “Also, what if Tom Cruise risks his life doing…

I believe this happened. There’s a move in the movie with a camera closeup and I literally muttered to myself, “The abs...” Now I don’t feel so weird about it.

And Missing is Possible.

As someone who is 5'8" and had Pom Klementieff rush past them on the way into GotG3... she’s MAYBE 5'7" in heels.

Zack Snyder does frequently use a desaturated color palette, but the joke about him not knowing how to use color kind of peaked years ago when a YouTuber was caught desaturating footage on purpose just to whine about it for half an hour.

The Suicide Squad mulligan... which completely canonized the original Suicide Squad film and references it repeatedly.

Also Doctor Fate is their kid.

“You hate the exploitative nature of AI under Late Stage Capitalism? Then you must hate TECHNOLOGY!”

Have to get her those residuals somehow.

I listed Dead Alive in my VIS 201 class audition (because they made us audition). I even listed Last Crusade but my professor immediately went into a tangent about how Spielberg was overhyped schmaltz, so Dead Alive (and maybe Amelie) definitely got me that slot.

What’s funny is that Tom Cruise caused this in an apparent act of saltiness (that should pay off for him either way).

Zuck ALSO fired thousands of workers because HIS plan for VR didn’t work out and he didn’t want to take a paycut.

I think it’s just a famous nice guy who is actually a Republican problem. Nice guys like Bryan Cranston, George Clooney, Paul Rudd, Will Ferrell are all outspokenly political (and have actually thrown punches to protect people in danger) and are considered much nicer than the guys on this list.

Considering the list of insults he gave to Trump demonstrably describes all of the people he’s attacking except possibly Guy Fieri, I’m gonna agree.