Lost Legacy is maybe the best Uncharted Story of the series. The Chloe/Naomi dynamic just works a lot better and they took the best character from the series and built an entire game around her while also offering a chance to explore Naomi as more than a frustrating fist in my face every two to three hours.

“if they can’t get Chris Evans, there’s no point to make a Captain America movie.”

Chris Evans was not mostly known for teen romcoms — he was only in a parody of a teen romcom that one time 22 years ago. And he’s arguably less of a star now than he was when he was hired for Captain America (it was also his fourth comic book movie role). The only thing making him known as a star is, ironically, his…

So, if you’re a tech company — run by a repeatedly fired/failed tech CEO —pretending you’re a car company, you end up with tech company problems that will kill car buyers.

Mega Man Uxxs?

Spider-Man usually has airfoils, that’s what those webs in his armpits are in the comics.

So, a company whose business model is buying up other companies, and whose value is solely in how many companies they can buy, lost half their money when someone said they weren’t going to give them even more money to buy more companies.

This isn’t like Iron Fist, where Marvel just shoves him down our throat once a decade, he gets 12 issues, then we forget he exists until Luke Cage takes over a new team and someone’s like, “Where’s Iron Fist!? You can’t have Luke Cage without Iron Fist!!!.” Kamala’s actually in comics and selling trades.

Opines... it’s like they’re trying to use words the way they were meant to be used or something!

When the political right says the quiet part loud and everyone goes, “Oh, so you’re just fascists.”

He was undeniably a liberal but also didn’t give a shit who he insulted. He’d have no time for today’s handwringing culture.

Doctors actually under-prescribe pain killers to black people (it’s not an uncommon belief among white doctors that black people feel less pain, for example), so we’re less likely to get addicted to something doctors refuse to prescribe us because they don’t like giving drugs to black people.

Mass layoffs are both a feature and a bug of modern capitalism. And the tech industry is run by a bunch of finance people inventing new ways to implement bad policies.

“One of the most brutal capitalist systems on the planet has destroyed my purpose and agency. Thankfully, capitalism is here to restore it for 200 hours on the brief ride between further depredations of capitalism. Although, I’d rather just put the Switch down, take a walk outside, and maybe climb a mountain.”

How did people star you after three people explaining why this article exists?

The interesting part is that the original Little Mermaid was kind of a cult classic. Beauty and the Beast would double its box office a couple years later and Aladdin would almost triple it.

I just want to see a live action Debra Wilson wielding the Force.

I can buy that maybe a couple of Jedi here and there could slip through the cracks, but at this point, the galaxy is just lousy with Jedi by the time of A New Hope. Yoda really could’ve said, “No, there is another... and another after that... in fact, a fuck-ton more there are.”

*Looks up ethnic name origins of David*

The guy who cut his teeth on what I consider to be Shaw’s entire backstory (The Transporter) is a natural fit for Fast and Furious.