these are the kind of questions that need to be asked

Similar thing happened at some restaurant I used to work at back in highschool. The GM assumed it was me stealing from the drawers for some reason or another(I guess since I was new)but thankfully my manager was always sticking up for me saying what would some little rich white boy need to steal from the registers…

Mexico*

I would probably buy it on a dare in that case

I mean i love margaritas I would probably drink that microdick one for the laughs

Addicts crave sugar after heavy drug usage actually. I know from first hand experience.

He also smoked crack one time which was pretty dope

I'm sure I could look it up but I don't really have the time anymore but does anyone know when the new 3dsxl is supposed to launch in north america

True Religion jeans you asshat

Yea I'm in Mexico atleast once or twice a year and whenever I do eat a hamburger which honestly isn't really that often since there is so many other places to have a nice meal like taco stands mhm yum. However yea my uncles has a shop where he sells food and I actually asked him once and he told me thats how most…

Generally in South America that is how hamburgers are prepared with ham and the beef patty

Like the guy said it wins you the game

Besides your time?

Wait whaaat? So the pimp jumped out of the moving car into traffic? I assumed he was going to try and mug or kill you when he asked for a ride lol.

Your family is like a pedophile magnet

God this had me laughing so much more than it should have

Thats how it was when I used to sell electronics, mainly tvs and computers, I've alway been pretty tech savvy and such but a couple other employees were nothing more than pretty faces and while they were nice people did not know a damn thing and relied upon me to help close a sale

Texas here traded in quite a few handheld consoles and various games actually lol, im sure it looked pretty sketchy sometimes but I just had alot of expendable income at the time then I would get bored of shit and wanted quick cash

aint got no time for punctuation

Been there too many times my man as a young Mexican in Texas with multiple nice cars it sucked living in this small town, police harassed me a lot and I would get the same shit you would they even insinuated that maybe I afforded them with drug money or some shit, nah my parents just worked hard. I do drugs I don't…