OMG your comment is so meta!

Are you kidding?!? That girl was forged in the FLAME. She is HARDENED, and I am actually enjoying her antics - better than watching a mentally ill starlet teeter around, that's for damn sure. She is having fun, but she is no fool. She knows how this shit works, and I think it's in the realm of possibility that she had…

She's not. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, and I kind of love her for it. Or maybe her "handlers" know what they're doing. Regardless: she/her brand is in complete control of this so-called fiasco of Miley Cyrus, and they're making bank. I have a feeling she's shrewd enough to be socking enough away for when…

Buried in the now customary jezebel Miley-snark is a clue to the shrewdness of Miley Cyrus: iTunes has taken her name off listings for Hanna Montana, and the Hanna Montana movie now lists as its star, Hannah Montana. Consider how much it takes, how bad you must be, for major corporations to pull the plug on using your…

It was on that day in October of 2013 that kinja user GAWKSUCKER proffered the novel never before done idea of questioning the assertions of rape victims.

The new concept spread rapidly through society, ending the tyranny of false rape accusations which had up until this point, never ever been questioned by anyone ever.

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Probably the closest they'll ever come, which is why we force them to it in a song mashup.

Sexy and topical and necessary. Let's never fight again, ladies.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

India is a big place. Kali knows what really happens back in the boondocks.

I love the print, the combination of teal and red and black. It's fun. It's bold. But it should have been knee-length, A-line, with thicker straps without the black piping going on in the bodice. Sweep the bangs to the side, do some dewey, red-stained lips with more subdued eye makeup, and she'd look adorable. I say…

Look at it this way: there are many women in India who still practice (or are forced to practice) purdah. Purdah is when a woman is kept secluded within her own household, and only ventures out to the market and other public places at specific times when other women are doing the same. In the country, many families do…

""I'm from one of the wealthiest counties in America," she says. "I know what I am. But I also know what I like to listen to. Look at any 20-year-old white girl right now – that's what they're listening to at the club. It's 2013. The gays are getting married, we're all collaborating. I would never think about the…

Prune juice. A warrior's drink.

"I love that Adam Levine is pretending that he has not made a grillion dollars by branding himself as basically Mick Jagger's taint."

I am the EXACT color of a band-aid, and you'd never know I was wearing one. That's privilege right there.

In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved…

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

Yep. You get kind of used to the 'eyes-crotch-back-to-the-eyes' look-over as you walk down the street in form-fitting jeans or dress pants.

I just made my boyfriend uncomfortably aroused at work with texts (hey, it happens!), and he counted how many people wide-eyed his junk while he had a smoke outside to cool down: 5, ranging from young men to soccer moms to adorable old Asian grandmas. Friends, we DO live in a universe where a man's junk is visible in…

OMG, I want the creator of that gif to narrate all of my actions.