He finds all that cowhide comforting, as it reminds him of his college days in Fresno.

For some reason I really like the batting helmet tumbling off into oblivion after its wearer disappears.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I weep for that poor Porsche.

You're goddamn right it is, buddy!

Note to everyone who says "but what if your pizza is too hot to hold?":

I humbly submit Juicy Lucy, my E9 (shown here with copilot), although I admit my bias. Also, the car in standard spec is nothing to sneeze at either.

I'm sure every other driver on the grid just breathed a sigh of relief. Perez has been driving like a coked-out Ricky Bobby all year.

Because the Golf R is built on a strengthened FSI motor, from the prior platform.

I love this too:

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

SEMA = cool cars that will never be made. Do I understand? Nope.

Similar logic goes to building Golf Courses. The best ones were just created beacuse that's how the land went and you just work around it. Winged Foot, Pebble Beach, Agusta, St. Andrews are all just natural land formations with certain parts of the grass cut shorter than others. All that Robert Trent Jones bullshit…

Also, Scott Conant of Chopped fame notably hates red onions and is a fucking moron with an embarrassing Miami Vice beard.

just going to leave this right here...