“Oh my, no. Heaven’s to Betsey and Saints preserve, I most certainly am not, Ma’am”

Everyone has one more than they can handle... even people who have no children.

Then don’t blow on her hair, Drew. Don’t blow on her fucking hair.

hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

• Khloe Kardashian thinks “everything” Caitlyn Jenner does “is just for TV and ratings.”

I have never been more sure of anything in my life than that whoever mistook Nicole Richie for a homeless person did not respond the way the magazine says she did.

Um... Sounds like Drew should wash her kid’s hair.

Satisfying the rabbit hole is also a great euphemism for jilling it.

It’s funny you say that, I feel like Winston’s character hadn’t found its groove until recently but I didn’t know why. You’re probably right about Damon Wayans, I had never thought of that.

My pleasure. And I apologize for implying After Effects was the worst of the three options and I slightly envy your line of work.

subtext, guys.

Can we have Fire & Ice back for good, please?

I can’t exactly put my finger on in it.

I feel like your comment and your name interact in some way, but I can’t exactly put my finger on it.

I used to think I loved Nick the most because I am a Damage Magnet

when did George R. R. Martin get so hot

“Hi, I’m Peter Dinklage” :D