I would pay to see Lady Gaga sing the anthem while dressed as a glittery football.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

She did really well. I was afraid that she’d screw it up or that she’d come dressed as a football or something. But she brought enough Gaga to make it interesting but not so much it stole from the song. Good job!

Old white people do love butterscotch

Anthony Anderson: “Stacy Dash is kinda being shitty”

Since Ellie won’t tell us what the rumor is, here are a few for consideration:

I was raised by religious fundies and can believe it. Still a dick move, though.

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

#notallundertakers

Damn it, Jezebel. Now I have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that there is one positive thing about Ted Cruz.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Been obsessed starting at a very young age. I do drunken ballet moves that only my dog sees.

Her lipstick is perfectly matched to that logo though (100% snark free comment)

I was obsessed with Breaking Pointe and then it never came back. People who can live their lives with that level of discipline fascinate me . . . as I sit on my couch eating kettle corn.

Dear Piers:

Why can’t tiny brained people understand the difference between a woman dressing like she knows she’s hot stuff and wanting to be sexualized? I mean, I think I answered my own question there. But, look, I love my boobs. Sometimes I wear certain things because to me it’s aesthetically pleasing. Doesn’t mean I want men…

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?

Meanwhile behind Kris’s back: